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2004-05-24 - 12:09 p.m.

This Looks Like a Set-Up To Me

I'll bet "Daddy" had a little something to do with it. I got an email with a bunch of pictures like this. The subject line was "Why men shouldn't babysit". Here's another funny one:

I knew this family that had a mom, a dad, and 3 boys. The littlest boy was 3 when his mom caught him in the bathroom looking at a Playboy magazine. The mom opened the bathroom door, found the kid, and said "What are you doing?!" and the kid said "Just reading the jokes, mom".

Apparently, he had heard that old line before. "just reading the jokes". Rather funny, because at age 3, he couldn't read yet. He did expect his excuse to fly though.

Well, it's Monday and I have things to do today. I am about to fly into a frenzy of action at any second. I think I am going to haul everything out of the pantry first. We have a pantry mouse. I am afraid of rodents, so I dread going into the pantry for any reason. I know where the mouse hole is and I'm going to fill it up with caulking. and clean out the pantry and go buy tupperware containers for everything. That way if the mouse breaks back in, he'll be shit outta luck.

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