Yesterday, I said I "thought" I had the stomach virus. Today there is absolutely no doubt whatsoever.
I am a dishrag, rung out and feeble, after a night of hideous happenings in my bathroom, approximately every 45 minutes to an hour, beginning at 10:30 pm last night.
I never get a barfing illness! Now I have to say I rarely get one, because I've certainly been doing the hurling mambo with my toilet.
Bleh bleh bleh.
My stomach hurts.