BIG NEWS O' THE DAY:
Here's how one judge keeps it real:
BORDEAUX, France (Reuters) - A French judge was placed under official investigation for "sexual exposure" in a courtroom, prosecutors said on Friday, after a newspaper reported the judge masturbated while a lawyer pleaded her case.
The 39-year old judge masturbated for several minutes on Wednesday while listening to a female lawyer addressing the court in a case dealing with a dispute between neighbors, regional paper La Charente Libre said.
One of the paper's reporters saw the judge "making unambiguous gestures after discretely lifting his judicial robe and opening his trousers," it said.
The judge was temporarily suspended from his professional duties and examined by a psychiatrist, a prosecutor in the southwestern town of Angouleme said.
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DAHLEEENG.... DON'T FIGHT EEEET... YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME YOU HOT NASTY VIXEN YOU....
OH LOOK.... MY PETITE MON CHI CHI MAKES HERSELF DELICATE FOR ME....
AND VARIOUS OTHER FRENCH DELUSIONS.