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2003-08-19 - 5:49 p.m.


Once upon a time... waaaaaaay waaaaay back, in one of the old colonies, the one they call Massachusetts today, an awful racket was made.

It was the sound of a huge grunt, followed by a sloppy thud, a flushing toilet, then a mad scramble.... NO WAIT! That's not how it went.

Back track....

A cry of blinding pain as an almost 9 pound human being squeeeeezed her big noggin out of a tiny orifice, courtesy of our mom. I had paved the way and stretched that pathway out 5 years earlier, but still, it was an ordeal.

So today, I gots ta say....


Go Shorty, It's your birfday, we gonna party like it's your birfday, gonna sip Bacardi like it's your birfday, and you know we don't give a fuck it's not your birfday!

BUT IT IS!! So have a happy one. Eat something!!

I love you Sister.

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