2003-08-19 - 5:49 p.m.
SPECIAL DAY IN TEETSVILLE!!
Once upon a time... waaaaaaay waaaaay back, in one of the old colonies, the one they call Massachusetts today, an awful racket was made.
It was the sound of a huge grunt, followed by a sloppy thud, a flushing toilet, then a mad scramble.... NO WAIT! That's not how it went.
A cry of blinding pain as an almost 9 pound human being squeeeeezed her big noggin out of a tiny orifice, courtesy of our mom. I had paved the way and stretched that pathway out 5 years earlier, but still, it was an ordeal.
So today, I gots ta say....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SISTER!!!
Go Shorty, It's your birfday, we gonna party like it's your birfday, gonna sip Bacardi like it's your birfday, and you know we don't give a fuck it's not your birfday!
BUT IT IS!! So have a happy one. Eat something!!
I love you Sister.
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