Overheard, just now, in Teetsville:
4 year old Libby: Um, Mom, I was farting on a bug but then I accidentally pooped a little so I looked in the mirror and YEP, there was poop. So I got on the potty.
Myramains: Well good for you.
4 year old Libby: So could you help me get the wipes?
My observation: Sometimes it's a hard life, being a bug.