I beautified myself real good. I decided that what I really needed was some expensive skin care products to give my skin a healthy glow. Instead, it gave my skin a healthy break out. I now have a lovely random pattern of tiny red spots all over my face. Much like measles in appearance. This was not at all the effect I was going for.
I need to stop trying. I look better when I don't try.
Maybe measle spots will be in style now that I'm sporting them. I do like the color red. I'm a trailblazer!
In other news:
I'm going to include in this entry a really good recipe that will stun and amaze all your friends and relatives over the holidays. If you can't boil and egg, or are otherwise hopelessly inept in the kitchen, take heart, for this is something YOU can make very quickly and easily. It's so good that people will demand to know the recipe. Like I did, when I tasted this stuff at the family gathering I went to last weekend.
The ingredients sound odd, but trust your Auntie Wilberteets and try it as is. You'll thank me later.
Cheese and corn dip
2 cans mexicorn, drained
3 cups finely shredded cheddar cheese
1/2 cup chopped green onions
1 cup of sour cream
1 cup mayonaise
Just dump this stuff into a big bowl and stir it up. Chill it. Serve on ritz crackers or whatever kind of crackers you want. Surprisingly good stuff!!! Easy.
You can buy the cheese already shredded and measured. Sour cream is also already measured. Get the 8 ounce size. Cause 8 oz = 1 cup. Couldn't possibly be easier. I used light sour cream.. like that's gonna help cancel out some of the cheese and mayo. Try this recipe and come back and tell me if people loved it and thought you were a genius when you served it.