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2006-02-26 - 8:07 p.m.

My 10 year old nephew just made the announcement that it is his goal to one day visit the playboy mansion. In answer to this sudden declaration, his mother myramains and myself both said "Noooo... you must never ever go there." He asked why, so we started to tell him all the obvious reasons...every surface is covered with germs...the whole place is crawling with perverts...

"The crabs are so big...they scratch their crotch and people fall out!"

Then we laughed and laughed and laughed.

Yeah buddy.

Them's some big crabs.

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