Comments:

Jen - 2003-07-29 21:05:12
very enjoyable, reading these stories. The other night I tried not to think about the Manson crap I had read but then I dreamt about a makeout contest with Henry Rollins? How weird. You never answered how old Bink is... ? :)
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Marie - 2003-07-29 22:02:24
NOW YOU ARE ADDING PICTURES? That evil dog face thing is gonna be in my friggin' dreams. Thanks a whole lot. Now I gotta go write my one and only ghost story. It ain't scary. Just ghosty.
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Teet's Sister - 2003-07-29 23:16:32
Spooky, man. I showed your nephew the pictures you put up, and he is quite handily disturbed. Heheheh. I'm feeling uneasy tonight myself... but as you know, Teets...it's got nthing to do with what goes *bump* in the night, but rather, what goes *blarg* in the night...as my littlest youngun is having her first pukefest. That's a real treat to look forward to when you sleep with the blarger in question, as I do. It's the couch for us tonight, I guess. And to think I thought the hardest part of my day was an airshift followed by a remote. That does it! I feel sorry for me. :whimper:
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wilberteets - 2003-07-29 23:44:14
Marie, I restrained myself with the pictures. hehehe. I want to read your ghost story. I checked and didn't see it yet, but that was a while ago. ~Teets
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wilberteets - 2003-07-29 23:50:13
Hiya Soustah, I do feel heartily sorry for you and the blarg-o-rama going down at your place. Bummer. Binky had the blargfest of all yarkers when she was 12 months old. Ma chalked it up to "Cutting stomach teeth". She recovered by the next day. It does bring me happiness to know that Elvis Junior has finally gotten some scary stories out of Mimi. He hits me up every time I see him. Now he's tweakin' on the heebie jeebies. hehe. ~Teets
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wilberteets - 2003-07-29 23:51:51
Jen, I hope I dream about a make out contest with Henry Rollins. ;-)
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proofrok the unvarnished - 2003-07-30 03:37:16
You know, I'm just not finding the Henry Rollins dream in my case all that appealing. And teets....you outdid yourself. The dogface...well, damn girl. I don't appreciate you doin' that when I got that drug dealer with the two rottweilers just two houses over and all the streetlamps in this neighborhood are out. And I'm all by my widdle lonesome. All you got is Henry Rollins dreams! No comfort. Damn.
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wilberteets - 2003-07-30 10:52:58
Poor Proofie. Well, Henry didn't visit my dreams last night. Actually, I can think of people I'd rather have visiting my dreams than Henry, but I do like the muscles on him. Do you live in da hood? With drug dealers and rottweilers living around you? The real people in this world are scarier than the ghostly ones. When I hear a bump in the night, I'd rather it be a ghost than a live human breaking into my house!! What is going to be our new topic after all this ghost story stuff? hehe. ~Teets
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Teet's Sister - 2003-07-30 11:44:30
I know! Why don't we have a big pity telethon for Teet's Sister? Eh? You'll notice I'm not on the air this mornin', Teets...the ralphing baby stopped the hurltrain right around midnitght-thirty...but I was too paranoid to puther in the sack and go to sleep. So, I stayed up and watched her (kind of like you watch a dud firework that's still smoulering, knowing that if you dare to walk up and grab it, it's gonna blow your thumb off...) Finally, round about 2am, I made a palate on my SUCKY futon couch, and then I PRETENDED I was getting great sleep while I staaaaaaared helplessly at the WAY TOO BRIGHT light that shone right into my pupil from the big lampost outside. Ooo! Let me not leave out the BARS THAT POKED MY ASS AND BACK ALL NIGHT LONG. My backside probably looks like a flamebroiled Whopper. I got off the couch at 6am, called work, told them it ain't happenin', and then tried to get some realllllll sleep. Which I kinda did...till little Blarg woke up all happy at 8-something and insisted we watch us some Barney. I'm cranky and tired, and as you know, have a guilt complex about taking a day off work and calling it sick when it's not ME who's puking. Still...can't sleeplessness count as "sick"? Does it matter? How 'bout that pity, mmmmmmm?
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Teet's Sister - 2003-07-30 11:46:00
And THEN I made a bunch of typos that make me look like a big dummy. Racka-frack-rigga-bogga-grumble-grrrrrrr..........
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wilberteets - 2003-07-30 12:30:16
Didn't the thought of going to work make you feel sick this morning? Don't even feel guilty. I think you should be allowed to take sick time when your kid is sick. What else are you going to do? Leave a sick 2 year old home alone? Ma probably feels guilty about getting the unexpected free day. hehe. That's where you got your guilt complex. ~Teets
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proofrok - 2003-07-30 12:50:48
As far as I'm concerned when the boogers is sick, you're sick. Anyway, the way our lowly adult immune systems sometimes work we end up catching the superduper extra special pumped-up version of whatever ails them and get sicker than dogs anyway, right?
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proofrok - 2003-07-30 12:53:24
and yes, I be chillin' wid my amigos and my homiez out in the rural version of south central. We get a little smattering, (or splattering) of it all in our homey little suburban neighborhood with the the cowboy-themed streets. Gotta love country livin'!
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Teet's Sister - 2003-07-30 12:56:26
Ooooooo, Proof, I hope you're wrong about the sharing-of-the-barf. I hates me some wharfing...and I agree, they should let us use our sick days for our children, but they DON'T. Still, I am too tired to function at work right now, and I'm sticking to my claim. And Teets, you're right! How come you got Dad's wonderful countenance, while I got Mom's hulking guilt sack? What the hell, man? hehehe~ T.S....p.s....Proof, I did your paranormal suvey! It was fun!
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jen - 2003-07-30 23:04:17
i did not enjoy my dream now people! henry rollins, :barf:
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wilberteets - 2003-07-30 23:55:30
Notice how many times "Henry Rollins" and "barf" were mentioned in these comments. ~Teets
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Teet's Sister - 2003-07-31 01:45:49
I remember once, I read (probably on the net, as that's where most appalling stuff is found)about a guy who claimed to be straight who had an erotic dream about being dominated by Henry Rollins. Now, every time I see Rollins or hear the name, I think of that. You want icky? I'LL GIVE YOU ICKY! If only I could remember where I saw that, I'd direct you all for a bit of readable horror. It was truly ghastly, to put it mildly. hehehhehe. Eaw. I'm sickened.~ T.S.
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flyinby - 2003-08-29 14:58:38
a couple of days ago i filled up my diary with my own creepy stories, but i must say they are NOTHING compared to these! *shudder*
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