I'M APPARENTLY CATCHING THE NASTY COLD EVERYONE HAS BEEN HAVING.
I'm sneezy, achy, sore throaty, and several of the other dwarves as well.
I do not wish to feel bad on my solar return. Somebody pray for me.
At work today we had a crazy hat contest and I wore this mardi gras hat that has a bunch of jester prongs all over it, with a bell on the tip of each one. It's purple, green, and yellow... these are the Mardi Gras colors for those of you not in the know about such things as the Gras.
Hats make your head itch after awhile.
AND GUESS WHAT ELSE??
Three words for ya: Wicked Hat Hair. I had to wear that itchy bastard all day long. I took it off in the bathroom TO SCRATCH FURIOUSLY, and I was appalled at my own head.
There is a nekkid picture of me up at work. We had a baby picture who's who contest too, and I put up a nekkid shot. I had to make a little rectangle covering for my biznaz, because one lady was shocked to see the stunning lack of clothing. My opinion is that if you've seen one nekkid baby, you've seen 'em all.
I think I'm gonna post it on here. Might as well show the world, right?