HERE'S WHY IT IS BAD TO SHOP WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY:
I went to the grocery store and bought every snacky item I saw and lusted after. My crazy phobicuh having sister should have made plans to come here tonight, cause I be eatin'.
I bought it ALL, Beeotch. I got chocolate covered cashews, chips and dips, honey roasted peanuts, new fresh bread, all the stuff for Waldorf Salad, Oreos, Whole milk. (dang) er uh cheeeeeez, er uh.... Thai sauce, uuhhhh Toll House cookie dough all ready fo' da bakin... It's like I lost the will to care. I just bought everythang.
I'll check back in when I'm full, but before I'm regretting it. Probably.