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2003-11-11 - 5:11 p.m.

FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS:

IP ADDRESSES 101

Welcome class! Let's all get in our places with bright shiny faces!

Today we will learn about IP addresses. Internet service providers use two kinds of IP addresses:

There are STATIC IP addresses, meaning they never change, and there are DYNAMIC IP addresses which are different each and every time you sign on.

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Here's a clue, Turdburglar, I'm naughty, and I use a dynamic IP address. I've seen the little "I'm naughty" IP identifier and I've seen the other dynamic IP addresses you've shown on your zonk board. Like everything else you do, it amounts to shpilkis.

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NEXT ORDER OF THE DAY

They bravely blocked me from answering their goading remarks on gwen's zonkboard. First, they daringly revealed my dynamic IP address which is different every time I sign on, and then they bravely blocked me from the zonkboard. That took the big cojones.

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AND NOW FOR SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT....and yet related..

From Monty Python and The Holy Grail:

The Ballad of Brave Sir Robin

Singers:

Bravely good Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot.

He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin.

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways

Brave brave brave brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.

And have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken;

To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away.

And his limbs all hacked and mangled, Brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in, and his heart gouged out;

His liver removed, and his bowels unplugged;

His nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off

And his penis split... and his...

Sir Robin:

Er... that's enough music for a while, lads. It looks as though there's dirty work afoot.

Singers:

Brave Sir Rob...

Sir Robin:

Shut up

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LAST ORDER OF THE DAY:

Ya know... I've truly had a lot of laughs over the past couple of days from the re-stirring of the shit, and my sister's entry... you gotta see it if you haven't already... here's the link... myramains

Anyway, that's just the funniest damn entry I ever read. Bar none.

It actually defused my anger. It's just too funny. But I am a person who can be diverted from fighting if the laughs are good enough.

One time I was having fun antagonizing this guy in a chat room because he came in there just to antagonize everyone else. Well, we were just going at it and he got such an attrocious, horrendous, freakin aggregious one-liner over on me, that I had to congratulate him. I laughed so hard I couldn't type for a bit.

We ditched the chat room and just talked in IMs for awhile. We became friends from that incident. I doubt that the cheater and his wife could ever dish anything of that caliber out, but the whole situation has gotten so hilarious that it's hard to hold a grudge.

I'm just entertained now. And apparently so is everyone else.

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