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2003-12-21 - 11:42 a.m.

IT'S CHRISTMAS-TIME IN TEETSVILLE

And all through the house

All the creatures are stirring

There's a mess in the house

The stockings aren't hung by the chimney with care

And the dog has some taffy stuck in her hair.

The shopping's not done

No baking has happened

One of the dogs snuck under the christmas tree and festively crappened.

With the kids all knocked out,

and me in my wrap

I settled myself in for a nice winter's nap.

I awoke in the morning to hear such a clatter!

I sprang from my bed to see what the fuck.

And what to my wondering eyes should appear?

A screaming toddler, 2 chocolate ganking dogs, a hyperactive 8 year old, a hungry sistah, a big mess, and not a single tiny reindeer.

So to all of you peoples who got everything right...

Happy christmas to you,

now my ass you can bite.

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I had a sudden attack of inspiration. Seriously folks, one of the dogs left a steamy pile, festively arranged 'neath the christmas tree. Evidently hoping that soon St. Nick would be there.

It's a little chaotic in Teetsville, and we're trying to pull it together for the family to have the christmas thing here on Christmas Eve. Then Christmas Day Dinner will be at mom's. Everything snuck up on me this year. Usually, my christmas shopping starts in August and is done well in advance of christmas. Usually my home is all decorated, the tree is up much earlier, the gifts are wrapped, the goodies are made. This year, let's just say, things are different.

There's just not enough hours in the day. We've got to get ready and go christmas shopping today. I have to finish it today. The majority of mine is done now. But I have loose ends to tie up.

Yesterday I went to the mall and EVERY parking spot was taken.

Wish me luck.

Yikes.

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