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2005-10-27 - 11:19 p.m.

You'll never guess what I found today.

G'head. Try to guess.

You're not even close.

Mr. Philly is guessing "a dead Cully", "a flat squirrel" and "a hippopotamoose".

All wrong.

I found more than $20,000.00 today. It was just laying there in a stack of processed charts. Finders keepers!

Or not.

My client is happy. He's giving me some of the loot. He's having nice conversations about me in meetings with his associates. Now I hear tell that one of his friendly associates wants to steal me away. I had a mole in the meeting who filled me in.

Let him toss me an offer, says I. My client and my secret agent mole informed him that I'm expensive, so maybe he'll get in a frenzy to win and throw me a crazy good offer. I'm always open to new opportunities. Who knows. I finally learned how to go with the flow.

Tomorrow I'm off to investigate a situation at one of the other facilities I go to. There's something amiss with the process over there. I shall deftly ferret out the truth and expose the culprit, or teach the culprit, depending on who the culprit is. I'm looking forward to the day.

I need to sleep now. But first, let me leave you with this recommendation: I'm watching "Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe" on Discovery channel and it's hilarious. Mike Rowe has a funny personality. You should watch it. This show is very entertaining. You'll thank me later. I guess it comes on Thursday nights at 11 or 11:30 pm.

Yikes, it's getting late.

Ok... Goodnight, Gentle Reader.

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