MY SISTER SAID SO.
In her comment after my entry yesterday, Myra said my teets were fun at parties, and the girl don't lie.
We each have a gay friend named David. One time, we were at a party thrown by my David, and there was a guy there that my sister has known for a long time who is quite possibly THE most flamboyantly gay man in North America. And I am including all of the Fab 5 when I say this. (Even the blond one)
Anyway, this guy, let's just call him Openly Gaytor, was quite taken with my... uh... twins, and at one point, he just reached out and tweaked for all he was worth.
He did a two handed "honk".
I was pretty well stunned, yet tipsy and decidely non-aggressive. He was being funny, we had a moment, and I let it pass on by.
When I looked at Myra, her jaw had dropped and she was in a state of sheer disbelief. She said to Openly Gaytor "I can't believe she's letting you live."
He thought that was high comedy. He said "I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. They're just so OUT THERE." He proposed marriage and told everyone that I had "changed his mind". He told my sister he was going to be walking me down the aisle.
But we haven't set a date yet.