There is a really funny commercial that plays in Shreveport on the radio. The commerical is for a company that is selling job ads. The funny part goes like this:
There is a serious sounding, male, radio announcer type voice that comes on and very matter-of-factly says:
"Put down that stick, you're going to put someone's eye out!
Change your underwear, what if you get into an accident?
Stop making that face! It's going to freeze that way.
Do you listen to your mother? Or are you sitting in an emergency room somewhere, embarrassed, with dirty underwear, one eye, and a frozen face?"