It's good to be queen.
I contacted our sales rep with the hotel and told her my saga. There were profuse apologies and seering anger towards her inept new staff who did not know how vitally important it is not to piss off the corporate client. (that's me). She gave me her personal cell phone number and invited me to call her immediately if they ever disappoint me in the future, no matter what time of day or night. She said that there is NEVER an excuse to send me to the over flow hotel and she confessed that there are a few rooms reserved at all times for just this sort of emergency. The front desk people do not know there are a few rooms. It appears completely booked up to them. If I call my rep, she will get me in.
Actual quote: "We'll throw someone else out if we have to."
Me thinks we must be racking up quite a bill to merit this kind of ass-kissing.
Woo hoo! Good times.
Now for the crappy news.
My AC is not working and my house is 85 degrees on the inside. It's not that hot outside, but for some reason, it's like an oven in here. Opening the doors won't fix the problem since we live in the fokkin swamp. It's too warm to cool us off, and there are disease carrying mosquitoes the size of Nebraska out there, just waiting to come in and chow down.
I called the slow-ass-AC-fix-it-man, (his actual name), and he is currently located one town over, fixing some other poor souls' air conditioner. He estimates he will be here within an hour and a half. That's an hour and a half too long for me to be in this hot house.
And one of my back teeth is hurting. It is hurting in a very mild sort of way that says to me that agonizing toothache pain could be right around the corner.
I don't have a dentist in the town I live in during the week. That means I have to find one. I hate to break in a new dentist. Cause I have dentaltorturephobia.
Despite the ASS-SUCKING circumstances, I had a really nice day. I was so productive, I don't even want my boss to find out about it, because it would set a precedence, ya know?
Damn, it's so hot in my house.
I need some relief here!