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2005-12-12 - 12:27 a.m.

Twas the night before Monday and all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, (but the washing machine was making a helluva racket).

The christmas lights now have been hung up with care

No one got shocked, fell offa ladder, or set fire to their hair.

Everyone is nestled, all snug in their beds

While my ass is up, drying my wet bedspread.

I don't have a kerchief, nor do I wear a cap, but I'd like to lay down for a long winter's nap.

Suddenly in the kitchen there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my puter chair to see what was the matter.

Away to the kitchen I flew like a flash, grabbed up the washer lid, threw it back with a crash.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a stinky wet blanket, meant for warming my rear!

With it's feathers all soggy and the smell pretty thick, I knew it was rewash it, or gag and be sick.

I wondered how long I could go on with this rhyme, and it looks like right now I am about out of time.

I think that the washer has stopped all it's thrashing, give me one hour to dry it, then this bitch is crashing.


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