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2005-05-12 - 11:42 p.m.

Wow, this week flew by fast!

Midway through it all something really crazy happened at work and I'll tell the whole ugly story if we get shut down.


Yes, it's THAT BAD.

I think everything will be ok. I am the QUEEN of bullshit and I am going to have to write a book about it. A how-to book. How to use unadulterated bullshit to your advantage in professional situations. Life is fun, and I love my job. I thrive in really ridiculous circumstances as long as nobody messes with my money. So far, so good.

Comment I over-heard in a restaurant:

Little kid: Mama... have you ever been skinny in your life?

The mom didn't hear the kid until the sentence had been repeated at increasingly high volume levels about 3 or 4 times. Finally she heard it and replied.

Mom: Yes. Way before you were born. Before I ever had any babies.

Little kid: Wow, even before Aaron?

Mom: Yes, even before then. Before any babies.

Little kid: That's a long time.

I saw a depressed woodpecker today. Well, he wasn't crying or anything, but I assumed he was depressed from the way he swooped towards the grill of my car while I was driving. Maybe he was just a kamikaze woodpecker with terrorist ideas. He got scared at the last second and swerved to avoid being splattered. Go bird.

I'm tired. So tired. I must go and sleep the sleep of a dead thing now.

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