Later on tonight, or maybe tomorrow, depending on my freakin' muse, which is missing in action, I will be writing a devastatingly brilliant entry.
I have created an apparently ASS SUCKING banner, and today my diary has been visited with the roughly the same frequency of visitors received by a crotchety old bitty that no one likes. I have an idea for a better banner, but I've got to go someplace right now, so later on mon frers.
Please feel free to amuse yourself with some previous entries. I hear tell they are funny. I was trying to be profound and deep, but somehow people are gleaning humor out of it.