I FINALLY DID IT!!
I made my own layout!!!
I have three words for you, Gentle Reader: Don't be hatin'.
I am learning this stuff as I go. I think I'd like to make the table with the entry in it a smaller table and I'd like to center it, but I don't know how yet. I consider it a major feat to have found the images and colors I wanted and get them lined up on the page like I wanted them to be.
I was making tables and rearranging like a crazy person. I couldn't get the big lettering at the top to be black without the text of the entry also being black and no other color was as aesthetically pleasing to be as the teal and black, so there you have it.
I'm happy. It's not perfect yet, but I'll keep tweaking on it. I like this much better than the last layout I had. I think my friends will say it suits me better than the last one.