MY SISTER CRACKS ME UP.
She is a radio DJ and every time she plays this one commercial, which has a salsa music track playing in it, she makes all these hilarious Speedy Gonzales type noises and it's just indescribably funny. And if that's wrong, I don't wanna be right. hehe
The sistah is into the inappropriate humor. She just played "I'm like a bird" by Nellie Furtado. One time after she played that song, she said:
That Nellie Furtado is like a bird. She'll only fly away... and she'll crap on your car, too.
I made up a little parody of that, because I was thinking it's not really a good idea to compare yourself to a bird, cause birds are... you know... stupid. They don't know stuff about life. Right? So here's how the song should go, and I wonder how many times Nellie has slipped and sang something almost like this without even meaning to:
"I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away
I don't know what a soul is,
I don't know where my hole is."
Cause see, that's true about birds. They don't know what a soul is, OR where their hole is. That's why it's funny... Cause it's so true.
Do you guys think I have a bright career in radio? Jingles maybe? I very much think so.