I have to tell a story about the abominable yeti that I used to work with. She was a ham demon and a dinner troll. She had a hair cut very reminiscent of Newt Gingrich's and she was manly like you wouldn't even wanna know about.
One time I had the sorry misfortune of having to go on a road trip with her to Orlando, Florida. I took the Binkster with me. We did not share a room with Newt, thank the sweet Lord in heaven, because Newt is a chain smoking yeti and my airways would have shriveled up and died.
Bink and I went to her room for some reason and she was already in her gown. At some point, she kicked back on the bed and flashed the Bink with an unanticipated view of her restricted area. I thought Bink was going to have to seek counseling after that harsh experience.
So later she was telling Myramains about the horror of being flashed by the ham demon and Myra said "EEEWWWWWW!!! You saw Newt's Goober???!?!?!?!?" And we laughed and laughed...
So now, there's just not a funnier term to me than "Newt's Goober". That's just funny. Guess what happens when you call a feisty 3 year old "Newt's goober"?
Yep, she gets damn mad.
We just had a new laugh fest about Newt's goober, so I decided to come upload the story.
This has been a disjointed story from another time. Thank you and have a good night. If you see Newt, for God's sake, don't look at the goober!