Dear Garbage-Man Loser,
You are not a loser because you are a garbage man. You are a loser because you insist on picking up the garbage at night and being as noisy AND SLOW as humanly possible while you do it.
You wake me up and ruin my sleep every Monday night. Your truck is too loud. You should think about keeping your voice down too, because it's 3:00 IN THE MORNING when you are picking up the garbage, YOU KNOB. I am aware that you like to pick up the garbage at night so you can be off work by noon each day. It makes me mad.
So step off, garbage breff.