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2003-11-24 - 11:17 p.m.

I HAVE GOT TO GET TO BED, BUT FIRST I GOTS TO SHARE.

I was in the bathroom getting ready for bed and as I stood in front of the mirror in my birthday suit I noticed a lot of purple to yellow bruises all over Teetsville.

I have a trail of yellow bruises that goes from the left side of my neck, across my right breast, which was actually bleeding from the nipple, thank you very much, and then I have a trail of bruises across my abdomen with one big star-bursty spot on the lower right side. Everywhere the seatbelt touched me, there's a bruise.

I don't regret wearing the seat belt though, for without it, I'd probably be having restorative facial surgery and getting some false teeth. I would have hit the dash for sure. It was quite a jolt.

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