Hey peoples! I forgot to check out good ole D-Land for a few days. What up wif dat? Oh, I know what happened. I was neglectful over the weekend, then I had the workday from hell yesterday and today it has quieted down just a hair and I want to bitch about what happened to me on Sunday.
I was at home, minding my own business, just living and letting live... when the head nurse and assmunch started calling me repeatedly to ask me stupid questions. This beeyotch does not ever say "sorry to bother you AGAIN", because she's not sorry. She loves to call people and she never stops searching for something to call, email, or ask about. She asked me great questions like "Where do we keep the medical records?" (Try the medical records office, Genius)Then she'd call me back 10 minutes later to ask me another stunner like "How can we get the charts out of there when you are not here?" (How 'bout use your key, Sport?)
So bitch ass calls me like 4011 times and didn't have one thing of value to say or ask... so I turned off my ringer. In the flippin nick of time. Right after I did that, she called again and left me a message saying the doctor wanted me to come in to work (on Sunday, mind you) so I could assist him.
So fuck a big ugly sack fulla that.
I was gone all afternoon and tragically did not get this message until hours and hours later. I'm very sad that I missed the opportunity to assist this doctor who RAN FROM ME because he did not want to sign 2 charts. This man refused to give me 60 seconds of his time, 3 days in a row, but he thought it was completely kosher to try to reel me in for an afternoon when I was off work.
Guess again, Sparky.
So I had my little black cloud over my head yesterday. Pissed at the injustice of it all. The whole work day was crazy. We had to do a bunch of crap that was unnecessary. I'll spare you the gory details. I ended up working until 6:30 pm and the traffic was STILL ridiculous at that time. I decided to eat out in the city and just wait out the traffic that way. Good plan.
SO I gets in today... and the CEO tells me that while it has been ok for me to come in at 9 am... now I need to come in at 8. Because we might have our inspection any day. Fabulous. I commute a long way and I will have to get up before the ass crack of dawn to be on time for 8. The drive in takes twice as long at that time, AT LEAST. I'll be leaving frickin early every day. Starting tomorrow. 8 o'clock. What a load of horseshit.
You know... it is almost time to go home!! That makes me so happy. I hope I go to sleep early tonight. I only got about 4 hours of sleep last night, if that. I need to start getting up even more ridiculously early. Grrrrrrr.
Oh, also... I get to attend a night meeting in which I will be giving our group of doctors some shitty news that they are pretty much guaranteed to hate. It's going to be loud and rowdy. There may be a mutiny.
I must go now.