Phone call between me and a certain rather attractive, though unavailable co-worker(the computer guy):
Him: Hello, Pizza Hut... what can I get for yoooooooou?
Me: Uh... pepperoni?
Him: Whaaaaa? You don't want the sausage?
Me: I ordered the wrong thing, didn't I?
Afterthought: I'm really glad I didn't order a large sausage.