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2003-11-13 - 3:59 p.m.

IN THE "DON'T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS" CATEGORY WE HAVE THE FOLLOWING NEWS ITEM:

Man Drowns Self in Cesspool Over Missing Bike

DAR ES SALAAM (Reuters) - A Tanzanian who thought his boss's bicycle had been stolen while in his care killed himself by diving into a cesspit -- only for a friend to return the bike a little later, a newspaper said Thursday.

Samuel Boniface, 20, committed suicide Tuesday after telling his employer the bicycle had gone missing, police in Dar es Salaam told the Daily Times.

Shortly after his body was found floating in the cesspool, his friend returned the bicycle, saying he had borrowed it.

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The world is chock-fulla dumbasses.

I saw that news item and just had to post it. What a over-reactor!

Aesop could have written a fable about that. He could have called it "Never drown yourself in shit, cause the bike might not be stolen afterall, dumbass."

People, problems are temporary. Drowning in shit is permanent. Don't be stupid. Just say no to shit.

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