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2004-09-17 - 4:35 p.m.

I am launching my nudie career today. This is me, back in the day, wearing my birthday suit, plus shoes. It's an outfit that never fails to catch people's attention. Seriously, if you ever need to get everyone's undivided attention immediately, strip down to nothing but your grandma's shoes and the room will come to a complete stop.

Then the police will come.

Unless you are under 3 years old. In which case, everyone will still look, but it's less likely you'll be arrested. Laughed at, maybe, arrested, no.

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