I've been missing in action for a couple of days because Binky has been in the hospital. She has been sick a lot with sinus infections and a ruptured eardrum. They treated her with so many anti-biotics that it apparently killed all her flora and she has been unable to hold down anything, food or liquid, for a week. She got dehydrated so the doctor put her in the hospital for rehydration, IV meds, and a colonoscope.
In case you don't know about the dreaded colonoscope... it's that delightful procedure where they stick a giant tube with a camera on it up your ass and look around.
The good news is they give you Demerol, so you really don't care what they are doing. They could stick a baboon up your ass and take pictures and you'd say "Cheeeeeeeeeeeze". Demerol makes it all work out fine.
It's all over now and she's awake. Looking forward to some lunch. This will be the first food they've given her. She's been on an all clear liquid diet since she was admitted.
She was a little worried about the colonscope, but I told her she would have medicine to make her not care and then when she wakes up, since there's no incision or anything, it would just be over, no residual pain or anything.
So basically, she was just going to get high, take a nap, and the whole thing would be done when she woke up. And that's just what happened.
I've got to go get her some flowers and balloons and take them to her. No one on my buddy list has updated today. What are you people doing? Where'd everyone go??
SSSHHHHHHH.... be vewy vewy quiet... I'm hunting wabbit...