OH HAPPY DAY!
For my sistah hath finally plunked down the coinage to get her own D-Land diary.
And Lo, I have received free banners in this transaction.
Her D-Land name is "Myra Mains". Say it out loud to yourself. Notice what it sounds like you are saying.
Her writings are called Ramains of the Day. Perfect, no?
I'm loving it. When she gets rolling it will be all kinds of entertaining. There's only one rule. You must always love the Teets just a hair more and always, always list the Teets higher up on your faves list. This is KEY to everyone's enjoyment.
There is a little side note to the choice of Myra Mains as a name. Our mom had 2 girl names picked out when she was pregnant with the sistah, and one of those names was Myra. Sistah NARROWLY ESCAPED being pinned with that moniker for life! The name mom went with was much better. And I'm sure my good ole sis won't mind me telling all you good folks that her real name is Hortense.
So there ya have it.
Sistah has just emerged from a 13 or 14 year long marriage that was... shall we say... unfulfilling on many levels.
Girlfriend is SOMEWHAT BITTER. Her personality right now can best be compared to that of Ren Hoek, from Ren and Stimpy. Her mood is bouncing wildly back and forth from MAD AS HELL to DELIGHTFULLY FREE AND HAPPY, hitting all shades in between.
The good news is, she's very funny when she's bitter. She's very engaging when she's happy. She can rant like nobody's business. All in all, it should be some good reading.
When she gets mad at people, sometimes she writes a parody about them or a poem, and it's always high comedy.
I know what you are all saying right now in unison; In the famous words of the beatnic chicken on the Foghorn Leghorn cartoons:
LINK US MAAAAAAAN, LINK UUUUUUSSS.
So here is the link myramains