IT REALLY SUCKS WHEN:
You are absent-mindedly enjoying a refreshing glass of the carbonated happiness of your choice as you peruse Diaryland, amusing yourself hither and yon... then, by total accident, you happen to glance away from your monitor and into the bottom of your drinky glass,and there in the bottom, hanging onto a piece of ice like Leonardo D'Caprio in Titanic, there is a small, gray, fuzzy bug of some sort. Ok, his day is sucking too... but still.
I mean, I am almost done with this drink and NOW, after I've swallowed stuff that has floated over a bug's asshole, I notice the bug is there. Fabulous.
I need a piece of gum.