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2006-01-30 - 11:37 p.m.

Iíve been tagged by the always fabulous, you know her, you love her, you can't live without her, im2evil4u to complete the Celebrity Sex Camp meme. I have blatantly copied the rules directly off her blog, so all the credit goes to the Evil one.

The Rules:

Create seven days worth of dream dates. Then choose one celebrity date for each night of the week and one alternate for each night, in case your first choice dream date is, say, in prison or snorting coke off a hookers tits.

Also, and most importantly the celebrity must be breathing.

Remember each date will end in wild, hot sex (hence the name of the meme) so select your dates carefully.

OK, it's back to the words of Wilberteets now. I have to start with a disclaimer. I'm sure you are aware, Gentle Reader, that if I had my druthers here, I'd choose Shaun Morgan as my dream honeyman celebrity boy for all 7 days and he'd be my alternate choices too. In the spirit of good fun, I decided to limit Shaun to 1 date. (Sorry Sweet-Baby, I will make it up to you later.) I might let him be my alternate date more than once though.

Off we go:

First date guy: Shaun Morgan, lead singer of Seether and honeyman extraordinaire. Sweaty hunk of man candy.

Witness the hotness:

The date: I want the date to be someplace where we can be alone. I don't want to waste any time on a movie or any kind of show or entertainment. I just want to get someplace with just the two of us for... conversation.

Alternative guy: Jason Lee, because he looks like Klugarsh. And he is probably fun to hang out with. Incidentally, our friend Sinclair is more beautimus than jason is.

Here's Jason:

Date number 2: The guy: Kevin Nash, aka Big Sexy. He's big and sexy. What can I say? See this:

Need I explain? I think not. Do you see a trend in my choices? I tend to go for the big hairy mens.

The date: Whatever he wants.

The alternative: Shaun Morgan.

Date 3: The Guy: Trent Reznor. You had to know it was coming. Love the talent, the looks, the music.

He's purty:

The date: Something depressing. Maybe a graveyard walk in the moonlight, or a sub/dom gathering.

The alternative: Owen Wilson, because he reminds me of Trent. Behold:

He's a cutie. I don't usually go for blonds, but I like his personality a lot and I think he's sexy.

Date 4: The guy: Vince Vaughn. Too bad for Jennifer A. She'll just have to suck it up - again.

Here's Vince:

He is probably the most clean cut guy in the list. So handsome.

The date: I guess we would crash a wedding.

The alternative: Owen Wilson. We didn't get it all said and done last night.


Date 5: The Guy: Steve Tyler, for the old times.

Here is him:

I always had a thing for him. So shut up.

The date: Karaoke night or a live show. He'd be fun in that setting. I would like to go to a coffee house with him and talk for a while later.

The alternative: Joe Perry

Date 6: The Guy: Dave Matthews. I love the South African mens. Shaun is also from there. I choose Dave because his lyrics are sexy and I love him.

Heeeere's Dave:

The date: A planetarium, because I think he'd be up for it. I love planetariums. And Dave.

The alternative: Uh... Shaun again.
Date 7: The guy: Owen Wilson, see above. He was just an alternative before, so I'll let him be the main guy on this one.

The date: I have no idea what to do with this guy. I can't take him in public, because we'd be mobbed by women. That's no good on a date. How about we rent a whole restaurant for an evening and make sure it's just the two of us.

The alternative: How about Vince? He's so jealous that Owen got two dates.


I'm exhausted from all this dating. That was a lot of work. I cheated a little too. I didn't think my dates out too much. I did spend some time and thought on my guys though. And I got pics to show.

I don't want to think anymore tonight, so I'm not going to tag anyone. Thanks Evil, for letting me dream...

if only..

Must... rest... now.

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