I don't know exactly why I'm starting this or what I'll be writing about. I'm a very secretive girl and I have paranoid fears, such as writing out my usually guarded secrets only to have them read and discussed by people who know me. I don't mind if the whole world reads my diary as long as the people close to me aren't reading it and knowing it's me...
Anyways... we shall see what develops here. In the meantime, I am going to let my first entry be sort of a glossary of terms that I might use which are not common knowledge terms. These are the kind of words that just sort of evolved. As soon as I get the rest of this page set up, I'd love to see other people's made up words in my guest book. Post there... if ya caaaan.
Ok, I'll give the word, use it in a sentence if necessary, and then define it.
1.) "Hink-Hink" "I'm going to wear a green dress to that party and dance like a hink-hink."
Definition = A Hink-Hink is one who dances enthusiastially, feverishly. In fact a hink-hink is one who does *anything* enthusiastially, prodigiously, or feverishly.
2.) "Nurdle" "The cat is nurdling my lap" "Nurdle" "nurdling" is the action a cat does when pushing the paws into something soft. They are simulating the action of nursing, but we call it nurdling.
3.) "peepop" "Make sure your swimsuit covers your peepop" Definition = Peepop is a word for vagina. I doubt that I will discuss my peepop in here, but I will probably discuss my friend Teresa's, since she just had a hysterectomy in which her uterus was yanked out through her peepop.
4.) "minibarf" That's when you throw up a little in your mouth.
5.) "Sneak-a-splosion" "Gary had a sneak-a-splosion in our bathroom once." A sneak-a-splosion is when a person sits down on the toilet and has a sudden colon blow that cannot be concealed from all the ears that happen to be in the house at the time.
6.) "Mofody" "Mofody, Mofody, mo fo'head than body" Need I say more? Mofody is when you have a real high forehead.
7.) "Hannibal Lecture" This is a condition in which a person takes on a nagging tone or goes on at some length discussing some aspect of another person's life which is not voluntarily on the table for discussion. Example: "Mom went all Hannibal Lecture on me."
Ok... I think that's a good start. I may have to add more glossaries later on or edit this to add more. As soon as I finish this and post it, I'll think of 5 more.
I have to go learn how to make a banner and get a guest book and do all that other stuff.
As soon as I figure out how to post pictures I'll be posting a picture of the mysterious Wilberteets.