I'm exhausted folks. I had about 3.5 hours of sleep last night, maybe. I'm out of banners... my muse has gone off to catch a few ZZZZs.
Two notable things happened today at work: I had a really productive meeting with our CEO and for the first time, I think he understands the voluminous work load in my department.
The other notable thing that happened at work was that I walked into the restroom and found a huge adult diaper, freshly smeared with poo, sort of laying open on top of the trash can. Nice.
This is a fine example of why I do administrative work instead of patient care. If I had been the one who had to remove that particular biohazard, I probably would have gagged, cried, or went AWOL. Or all 3... and not necessarily in that order.
The adult diapers at the hospital come in lovely Easter colors. Lavendar, sky blue. See? It's the little things that make life worth living. Bowel control is for the dull folks.
I actually had a pretty good day, but I'm so tired that I think I may be coming off sounding bitter. I need to sleep now. If I don't fall asleep SOON, I'm going to Eckerd's for a mallet and some Ether.