I know you are all shocked by the split up of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston. Everyone is speculating as to why they've called the whole thing off and I'm here to set things straight for the good of the masses.
Brad just couldn't get his mind off me. He couldn't concentrate anymore. It's so hard to stay in a sham of a marriage when you are obsessed with another. Poor kids.
Brad knows I cannot commit to him. How many times I've said to him "Brad, I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away. I don't know what a soul is, I don't know where my home is."
I told him to try to hang in there. I said "Brad, she's not that ugly and she might bear you a kid someday. Give the girl a chance." But... the boy can't help it.
It's a shame, really.
In other news:
I am at home today for a little while. This is the beginning of Wednesdays off. Woohoo!! I have to travel tonight to Lafayette for a seminar that starts at 8:00 am tomorrow.
I have lots of stuff I need to accomplish on these Wednesdays off but today my day was already planned out for me. I have a car that my mom sold for me and this morning I have to go do the final deal, collect the money, transfer the title, turn in the license plate at the DMV, and get this car off my insurance. This requires going to 3 places all conveniently located nowhere near each other.
I might be off on Friday too. Maybe. I will have to see how this plays out. I might end up going to Baton Rouge or New Orleans on Friday. I haven't gotten my orders yet. I guess I'll have to ask Mr. Spacely where I have to be on Friday. That sort of guarantees me a destination I would say. But it's probably not smart to not ask and just mosey home on Thursday.
My company is buying hospitals in Texas and I will be going there when the deals are done. I wish my company would acquire some hospitals in Colorado, and Philadelphia, and the Ozarks. That would be swell.
Abby was so surprised that I came home in the middle of the week. I need to take her to the vet and have her spayed. That's one of the weekday chores I have to do. Maybe next week. I need to do it before she goes into heat. I hate to put her under the knife again. She's had 2 big surgeries on her leg and one minor pin removal. Seems like a lot of trauma for one little pooch.
Yikes! I gots to go. I have a car selling appointment!