My cat just hurled a big nasty steaming pile of something grey on the kitchen floor, and Abby, the cocker spaniel, ran up and gobbled it up while I screamed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I almost hurled. It could have been a barf-o-rama. But I had to suppress it, because I was afraid Abby would run up and repeat the process.
Had to vent.